December 14, 2011

Jokes For FORD



FORD

Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 
Fix Or Repair Daily 
Found On Road Dead 
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 
First On Race Day 
First On Recall Day 
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 
Fails On Rainy Days 
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 
Fault Of R&D 
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 
Fireball On Rear Denting 
First On Road to Dump 
First On Rust and Deterioration 
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 
Flipping Over Results in Death 
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 
Foot On Road Decelerates 
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 
Formed Of Rejected DNA 
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 
Fork Over Repair Dough 
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 
Free Or Reduced Drastically 
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed 
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 
Funny Old Rattling Dump 
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot


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                                    -Ford-



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